The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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