Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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