When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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