I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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