they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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