So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Randomize
