You made me cry and you don't even care
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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