I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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