im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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