Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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