Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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