nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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