I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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