Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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