no. you can't hotbox the world.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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