yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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