Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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