How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
