Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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