i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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