i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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