I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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