why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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