I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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