Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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