Cold hands, warm shart.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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