Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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