Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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