Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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