U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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