turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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