Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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