i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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