i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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