I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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