Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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