please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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