Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
