this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Found your dick twin last night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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