That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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