...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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