i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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