But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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