She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
