I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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