I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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