I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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