I just made out with a guy for $7.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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