I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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