I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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