im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
