Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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