You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
