at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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